Our satirical list of suggestions for saving your boss and the insurance company money after getting hurt on-the-job.

1. DNA sample and FBI background check now required for claim investigation.
2. Medical treatment outsourced to China.
3. Mother-in-law is only family member who gets paid for attendant care.
4. Disabled employees must personally reimburse companies for any missed time.
5. Grocery store coupons count against payment of lost wages.
6. Labor Market Survey includes jobs suggested by elementary school teacher.
7. Relatives are forced to report on household activities.
8. Vocational rehabilitation provided by traveling circus.
9. TV judges decide all litigated cases.
10. Settlements paid in gift cards to affiliated companies.
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