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Our satirical list of suggestions for saving your boss and the insurance company money after getting hurt on-the-job.

Saturday is April Fool’s Day and we never miss a chance for a good joke. We think laughter is the best medicine and great for reducing stress. In the spirit of David Letterman’s classic top 10 lists, here is our annual blog post devoted to ridiculous workers’ comp ideas.

1. DNA sample and FBI background check now required for claim investigation.

2. Medical treatment outsourced to China.

3. Mother-in-law is only family member who gets paid for attendant care.

4. Disabled employees must personally reimburse companies for any missed time.

5. Grocery store coupons count against payment of lost wages.

6. Labor Market Survey includes jobs suggested by elementary school teacher.

7. Relatives are forced to report on household activities.

8. Vocational rehabilitation provided by traveling circus.

9. TV judges decide all litigated cases.

10. Settlements paid in gift cards to affiliated companies.

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Author Bio Jeffrey Kaufman

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Jeffrey E. Kaufman
Michigan Workers Comp Attorney

Jeffrey E. Kaufman has extensive experience in workers compensation cases and has recovered millions of dollars in benefits for his clients. He believes all injured workers deserve to be on equal footing with insurance companies and employers, and fights tenaciously so their rights are secured and protected.


“Jeff also helped me with getting my Blue Cross bills paid. I would absolutely recommend him and the whole firm. Jeff and the firm did everything they were supposed to do for me and my case.”
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Our attorneys post regularly about common issues related to workers’ comp, including common injuries, settlement calculations, laws, and more.

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