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You’re not alone. Our Michigan workers’ comp lawyers have been called the best in the state, and we pride ourselves on providing you with care, trust, and responsiveness.

We provide our tongue-in-cheek suggestions on how insurance companies can save money on workers’ compensation claims.

1. Install automated phone system to replace customer service. Press 2 if you lost an arm.

2. Independent medical examinations now performed by trained monkeys.

3. Mother-in-law is only family member who can get reimbursed for attendant care.

4. Surveillance and activity checks extended to the bedroom.

5. DNA sample required before payment of each weekly check.

6. Slave labor included in wage earning capacity analysis.

7. Death panels decide if medical treatment is reasonable and necessary.

8. Trial by combat.

9. Chinese factory runs vocational rehabilitation program.

10. Settlements paid in gift cards to affiliated companies.

11. Happy April Fool’s Day!

Michigan Workers Comp Lawyers never charges a fee to evaluate a potential case. Our law firm has represented injured and disabled workers exclusively for more than 35 years. Call (855) 221-2667 for a free consultation today.

Related information:

Doctor hired by insurance company to perform 1258 independent medical examinations in one year finds disability in every case.

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Author Bio Jeffrey Kaufman

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Jeffrey E. Kaufman
Michigan Workers Comp Attorney

Jeffrey E. Kaufman has extensive experience in workers compensation cases and has recovered millions of dollars in benefits for his clients. He believes all injured workers deserve to be on equal footing with insurance companies and employers, and fights tenaciously so their rights are secured and protected.


“Jeff also helped me with getting my Blue Cross bills paid. I would absolutely recommend him and the whole firm. Jeff and the firm did everything they were supposed to do for me and my case.”
Ricardo Perfetto

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Our attorneys post regularly about common issues related to workers’ comp, including common injuries, settlement calculations, laws, and more.

Our workers’ compensation and Social Security disability lawyers always put your needs first. Get to know your legal team.